Mr. Murphy, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to wake up reeaally early, drive to the beach, surf the first of many days of this brand new WNW swell that is showing up already on the outer buoys. Don't dilly dally though, catch as many waves as you can in as little time afforded. Don't worry, we have already seen to it that you will be surfing alone, at least for an hour, then the crowd shall show up en masse. After an hour of scoring perfect head high right hand barrels, get out, change, shoot a couple of photos for your blog, maybe a little video as proof of the great conditions to show your sibling what he missed. Then drive home, pick up your girls and drive to a warehouse full of inflatable slides and jump houses to celebrate your niece's 5th birthday. If you complete the task, you will be rewarded with a twenty minute nap before work tonight. Oh, and enjoy that nap, because you know when your brother sees the images you took, you will be getting up in the dark again, Sunday.
These were the conditions as they worsened, if you can believe that.
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